The Periodic Table Song (2018 UPDATE!)

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In celebration of National Periodic Table Day, here is our song updated with the 4 newly named elements!

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Written, Directed, Produced, Edited and Sung by Mitchell Moffit.
Based on the “Can-Can” music, by Offenbach.


There’s Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere
Nitrogen all through the air

With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times

Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
Potassium, and Calcium so you’ll grow strong
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese

This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react agressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right

Iron is the 26th
Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper, Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic

Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium

Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and…

Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
Where Lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium

Neodymium’s next too
Promethium, then 62’s
Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium

Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we’re on to
Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
Mercury to tell you when it’s really cold

Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
Radon, Francium will last a little time
Radium then Actinides at 89


Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium

Nihonium, Flerovium
Moscovium, Livermorium
Tennessine and Oganesson
And then we’re done!!


Super Sarah says:

I mixed my friend with potassium last night

I got potassium BROmide

Andy Sanders says:

Quick connection to Doki Doki literature Club OG the persons name is yuri one of the characters of Doki Doki Literature Club

Saga Lundström says:

remember when it saved my science grade

MI Moonstar says:

The most head turning song

Aishwarya Shanbhag says:

What did they update in this?? Can someone plzz tell me??

qwecy appiah junior says:

you forgot one

Franta Leize says:

Do you hate Uranium ?

no U

PotatO pohtatoh says:

This comment section is
69% chemistry puns
57% positive comments about video
3.14% saying the percentage of comments


I was going to say a joke about sodium but then I was like Na people wont understand

Dinny And Chelzee says:

I have a science test tomorrow , I’m 13 wish me luck

Lukas Star says:

My friend used to sing this all the time, before he moved away.

Sloth 4 says:

Thanks I got an A on my test

Olivia Sage says:

Hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron carbon nitrogen
Happy Harry left before Betty could notice

Like ZOINKS! says:

Yeah I like

Jacob Maggay says:

I memories it

Madison Brook says:

Anyone else here bc of Zuckles, I didn’t know this existed before he sang it

MrDalek2150 says:

I dunno. I think I prefer the older Tom Lehrer version.

PUBG Noobs says:

Chemistry Teachers have joined the chat

Blockling News says:

When your friend is playing Minecraft but he’s not doing anything


Sacred Zack says:

I only memorized Pottasium and Tin and Iodine and Oxygen

TheAnimatingMeme says:

Jesus christ dude awesome but you missed graphene

graco the lizard says:

This was played in my science class we had to write down as many elements as we could get

I’m starting to think it wasn’t such a bad idea to memorise the whole song

Jazmin Del Campo says:

I’m not in even in middle school yet but I know more of this than I should XD

Jayden Miclat says:


Petlemon says:

1:47 Cool, but can you add a star to it so i can defeat the world?

Muhsin Mohammed says:

Reminder to me: i made till 56 (barium).

Xandra's Story says:

I don’t know why i’m understanding all of these probablly cuz i’m a nerd freak…

bibi azaad says:

It has a song hello harry listen bbc news on friday night naughty magna sips pure salted coffee and puke calmly

Danica Smith says:


Shubha Shetty says:

wow amazing

Haylee DeLorge says:

Do you want to hear a sodium joke?
my friend: Na

NicoFox Productions says:

*and my parents say I should watch something else cause YouTube isn’t EDUCATIONAL*

Slytherin Guy says:

My favourite element is oxygen

I couldn’t live without it

Floydy says:

My class listened to this, we all sang along

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