SCIENCE WARS – Acapella Parody

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Welcome to Science WARS!
But which field is best?


I understand the force and energy
Quantum mechanics and relativity
My field is pure and they rely on me
I see the universe like nobody

You may have made fun of me in high school
For being awkward and following the rules
Now I’ve got laser (WOW, That’s really cool)
May the mass times acceleration be you

Atoms-Entropy-Dark Matter-String Theory


If you want to feel a bond
Then I can give you a good reaction
The elements that make up life
Are my essence, are my satisfaction

All the other fields out there are so basic
Yeah, I’m the central science
Keep your eye on me
I’ll get you charged

If you need me, call me up on
Avogadro’s Number
If you leave me, take a titrant
Shove it up your acid buffer

Dopamine and serotonin
Will keep you good and happy
So get your flask and your glass all set up
And begin to understand the world!


Within me you’ll find life’s beauty
In genetics and ecology
Symbiosis and not division
Unless it’s mitosis or the study of fission

Even if you don’t pass, at least you’ll enjoy my class!

Evolution, has brung us along
All species singing one song


If you want to learn about the world I must say
I am the purest field of study you can take
Immune to misinterpretation
The blueprint of creation
The backbone of all things science

No bias, just constant augmentation
In your mind, and observation
No gadgets, just your logic and your time



Together we will find the answers to life!
With physics-bio-chemistry-and math


maya 2004 says:

I hate them all

Sheral Singh says:

Wow ……. bravo

william bucci says:

i prefer aerospace

It ́s me Maja says:

Omg the biology one was so beautiful

Gurl says:

I haven’t watched Star Wars but the Biology song at 1:37 is beautiful. Can someone tell me where to find it?

Selena Vilaplana. says:

I love this video, I watch it once and once again

Aliisa Rosti says:

How is math science?

Tamer Alhinnawi says:


Amy Stansfield says:

Ca I just say that the fun sciences have the good songs and are not from the dark side?

Shadow Sweetheart says:

I have to say, they’re all good in a way.
Physics: Just plain cool.
Chemistry: LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT! I can make so many jokes!
Bio: I’m all for saving the environment and that.
Math: Meh.

Adeline Renee Dayot Corpuz says:

I keep watching this

spank the dank says:

I only study memes. Sorry.

Caitlin Esau says:

i want the cantina scene as my ringtone

Tudor T says:

What was the instrumental of the chem?

Sultan Siddique says:

And who is chemistry he is math too

Isabel Reedman says:

Maths ftw

Roman Zolanski says:


Fiona Gierlinger says:

Biology is My favorite

Bubble Psychedelia says:


Ella V. says:

Whats the original song of the chemistry part?

Aayisha Noora Jalaludeen says:


Mantana Jansi says:

Everything change when the Maths nation attack.

Bob The Blob says:

i can imagin an anime made of this with all the guys in going through adventures n stuff

Poppy Summers says:


Donald J. Trump says:

#Team physics

Justin Isaac Rada says:

All 4 of them are very superior to control all fields of knowledge. It is unstable if one of them is absent but if all of them were present it will become very stable to build a new atom of knowledge to form a greater dimension.

peanut butter juice says:

my money’s on chemo

Vugar Musayev says:


Pieter Van de vondel says:

Math all the way,
Or chemistry…
Or Fysics

AH screw it you are all great

Kiwi Budgie says:




Gladys 1 says:

Pleaseee do more your voices are so beautiful 🙂

Sultan Siddique says:

So who is physics that bio

IvanGames101 says:

Biology is Best

Real physician says:

I like it

Alexis Thomas says:

Oh shit this was two people

N.S Jameson says:

This video makes all these subjects sound waaaaay more fun than they actually are in school

Zia says:

Im a highschool science student and this honestly motivates me to work on my grades

doodler 666 says:

Now your making me rethink my choice to take computer science next semester. Darn.
I’ve gone through every comment and I have not seen anything on computer science I’m sad

Adeline Renee Dayot Corpuz says:

I’m sorry for all ya math haters but
I prefer math

Shreyas Handa says:

i thought that bio will find the answers to life

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